I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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