whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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