i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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