Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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