Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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