so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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