Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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