he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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