...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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