a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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