God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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