Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Bring me that man meat
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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