i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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