So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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