did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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