dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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