The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish i was in the wii world.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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