I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
that may or may not have been my penis.
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