The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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