Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Congratulations! We have a period
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