Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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