the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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