just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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