She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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