I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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