so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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