I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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