You made me cry and you don't even care
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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