you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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