well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
You can't special order awesome
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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