Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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