like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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