all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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