Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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