oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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