i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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