bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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