two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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