you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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