Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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