I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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