I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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