Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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