the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Are we still banned from the library?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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