sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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