$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.