thanks...oh and i got my period
he was CRYING into my vagina
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us