Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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