Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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