My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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