i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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