No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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