why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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