just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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